thegenderqueeralchemist:

asexual, bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

96535 notes #tru

nuclearoverreactor:

RYAN IS GOING TO HIS PARENTS HOUSE TO DIG OUT THE PHOTO OF HIM AS A GNOME FOR THE EXTRA LIFE STREAM ON THE 25TH

3507 notes #omg #malt #it's going to happen holy shit

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

via asian (originally greatwhiteprivilege)

246921 notes #sorry not sorry

thefrogman:

(The last bird is not dead. It is asking for a tummy scratch.)

Photographedby Leila Jeffreys [website]

[h/t: jedavu]

via oakenspooks (originally jedavu)

32986 notes

highseize:

joel—stop:

wow am i late to the party or what

6006 notes

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

via pumpkinq (originally and-down-we-go)

733723 notes #this is my favourite text post

thelindsayjones:

Your favorite super hero duo is on their way to save an internet near you!

2533 notes #soooo excitedd